Sunday, February 22, 2015

Scenes From a Happy Marriage

Setting: master bath on a cold, snowy, winter Saturday morn

Hubby (from shower, holding shower drain filled with long, luxurious brown[ish] hair and soap scum residue):
     Yech!  Do you ever clean this out?

Me (standing in front of mirror, brushing my long, luxurious, brown[ish] hair)
     Ew. No. That's gross.

Hubby (incredulously)
     But it's YOURS!

    That's man's work.

     Why do I have to do it?

      Um, because it's disgusting. 

And ..... scene. 

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